23.1.17

Atom Miraiha Tour DVD: Deleted Scenes EXCLUSIVE

The Hisashi Inquirer is proud to bring this all-new EXCLUSIVE scoop, straight from the Royal Palace of Buck-Tickistan itself!

According to an announcement from the Buck-Tickistan Grand Vizier, on Wednesday, April 26th, Buck-Tick will release a new live DVD of their final live performance of 2016, that is to say, the tour final of the Atom Miraiha No. 9 Hall Tour, held on December 29th at the Nippon Budoukan. This juicy release will come in a total of FOUR versions, for the following prices: 

Ultra Extra Special Limited Edition Blu-Ray 
- 10800 yen, including tax

Ultra Extra Special Limited Edition DVD 
- 9720 yen, including tax

Ho-Hum Normal Regular Edition Blu-Ray
- 7020 yen, including tax

Ho-Hum Normal Regular Edition DVD 
- 5940 yen, including tax

In addition to the video itself, the Ultra Extra Special Limited Editions will include PHOTOBOOKS of photography from the shows, Ultra Extra Special SHM-CD discs of the live audio from the shows, and application tickets for an Ultra Extra Special Present Lottery.

Thus far, this information has been publicly available through the Public Relations Office of Buck-Tickistan...BUT! The Hisashi Inquirer goes ABOVE and BEYOND, to offer you more bang for your Buck-Tick buck! And this time, boy oh BOY (septem peccata mortalia) have we scooped!

This time, esteemed readers...THIS TIME, we offer you an Ultra Extra Special Live Photobook of our own: snapshots from STEAMY, SEXY DELETED SCENES you will not see on the DVD!!!!!!!!!!!

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Like this one!!!! OMG look where he's holding that microphone! It almost looks like a YOU-KNOW-WHAT (and if you don't know what we sincerely hope you find out soon...)


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But wait, there's MORE! Like this extremely small but OVERPOWERINGLY SEXYLICIOUS triangle of Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan's clean, soft, firm and juicy femoral flesh!!!


Feast your fangirl eyes! Flush faint in feverish fantasy!


For fuck's sake, keep fainting and fantasizing!


You had better not be done fainting yet ;) If you were, well then...FAINT AGAIN.


Our on-the-ground reporter reports that Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan struck this particular pose while performing a secret never-filmed cover version of "Don't Tell Mama" from Cabaret (psst - don't tell mama about it!)


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And if, esteemed reader, you're an ostensibly heterosexual male, feeling flustered at how fluttery these scandalous photos make you feel, take heart - you're not alone!


Massive attack! Feel so good! The day Mr. Yutaka "Serious" Higuchi's buttocks met Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan's thighs was an arousing, exciting, and pleasurable day all around! 


Let the fujoshi freak-out fest commence!!!

This concludes The Hisashi Inquirer's daily report...but don't worry, we know your fantasies have only just gotten started! And stay tuned, because we'll be back with more in the near future for future!
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The above excerpt from The Hisashi Inquirer, 2017 No. 1 issue 3 was translated from the original Buck-Tickistani by Cayce. And between you and us, they outright stole our exclusive photos. But we're not going to bother them about it, because we're not going to rain on your Women's Parade this week. Share away, but please credit Blog-Tick.

Now go break the internet, already.




20.1.17

Fish Tanker's Only 2017 Goods

In honor of their 30th anniversary, the Buck-Tick members have turned into officially licensed anime characters designed by the late Osamu Tezuka from beyond the grave! What they will look like is still a mystery...but tomorrow, we'll get to see them live on stage in their new forms for the first time ever! Meanwhile, as a lead-up to this startling turn of events, they have released the designs for the tour goods to be sold at the upcoming Fish Tanker's Only Tour 2017. If you'd like us to help you buy any of the following items, let us know asap!

First, just look at these cool t-shirts:

If you wanted a black version of the Astro Boy t-shirt sold at the Budoukan, here's your chance. It's even one of those long A-line shirts that are so in fashion right now. It's one size fits all and 4200 yen.


Alternatively, if you like your band members a little more realistic, you'll love this new version featuring Tezuka-style band members (click to enlarge). Just check out Sexy Beast Hide's hair! This one's only 3800 yen and comes in small, medium, and large. If you'd like to order from us, don't forget to specify size.

And some more non-shirt goods besides:



But if you like to have your cake and eat it too, why not go for the tote bag that has the Astro Bucks on the front and Tezuka-Tick on the back! 2000 yen, made of cotton.


If you want to dry your naked boobies on a towel featuring the new anime B-T, this is the towel for you. We're sorry we verbally sexually harassed you by making reference to boobies. Plus it was awfully sexist of us to assume that you, a figment of the internet, are a boobies-having person. Sorry again. This towel is 2000 yen and 100% cotton.

And some band member produced goods:

This cool bandana by Imai will not give away that you're a Buck-Tick fan, but it is covered with subtle Climax Together crosses so you can be both religious and climaxing wherever you go! Bonus points if you either 1) tie this bandana around your face bandit-style or 2) use it as a makeshift wrapper for your home-baked "special" brownies. 2000 yen and 100% cotton.


Look, star chocolates by #SexyBeastHide! Just in time for Valentine's day, too! This is the bestest, perfectest passive aggressive Valentine's day gift ever: there is literally no better way to say to your sweetie "baby I love you, but I love Hoshino Hidehiko even more." Highly recommended for everyone whose relationship has gone on too long. 1200 yen. Contains six chocolates.

If you can't get enough of Toll's pussyhawk, what about these pussyhawk pins? They're each about 2cm tall and made of stainless steel. This, like the chocolates above, is a great passive aggressive way to show how much cooler you are than all those desperate fangirls who bought Kurumi t-shirts as a way of feeding their sad fantasies about being close to Acchan. Everyone cool knows that Toll's the one who knows how to treat a pussy right. 1500 yen.

This tour's goods are also heavy on holders and cases:

Here's a better photo of the wildly popular pink ticket holder! If you want this one, ask me asap because this thing has already sold out from the web shop like three times. 1500 yen and made of "vegan leather" which is really just a pretentious way of saying it's not made of leather it's made of a non-renewable fossil-fuel based product, i.e. PVC.

And the trading card case. It will hold your "compu' set, if you be the collecting type. 1500 yen and made of pretentious not-leather.

Then again, if you're the type who likes to wear your Buck-Tick tickets around your neck at all times instead of your work ID badge, this is the ticket holder you probably want, since it comes with its own lanyard. 2500 yen, and it has a zipper so you can stash cash in it, too.

Oh yeah, and ALL the Kurumi goods:

If you haven't had enough of Mr. Sakurai's pussy yet, here's more of her. But between you and us, we'd like to remind you that this is the oldest capitalist strategy in the book: translating your unrequited pussy-lust into cold hard yen.

This cloth-covered mirror is 13 x 16 centimeters and it has Kurumi all over it. 2000 yen.

The same Kurumi t-shirts that were available at the Budoukan are still available. The top one is 3800 yen and comes in medium and large. The bottom is 4200 yen and one size only.

And more stuff that was available at the Budoukan:

Hide Hipster Glasses! 3800 yen.

Toll Pussyhawk smartphone case! 3000 yen. 



Imai Atomu shirt! 3800 yen and comes in small, medium, or large.

And Serious Astro Yutaka! 1500 yen.

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If you want any of this stuff, email us at themadaristocrat at gmail. The sooner the better.

11.1.17

Atom Miraiha Budoukan Goods

The Atom Miraiha tour goods from the tour final at the Budoukan are now up on the Buck-Tick web shop, so check them out here. Some of the items are sold out, but many more are still available...however, no telling how long they'll last! We'll be placing an order soon for all the items desired by Blog-Tick customers, so if you'd like us to help you order anything, email us asap. We will be able to offer a small discount on shipping for customers placing their orders together.

As far as the live report goes...we're working on it, but we got socked with an Urgent Business Project due tomorrow, so it's on hold for a bit. We'll get back to it as soon as we can.

Also, thanks Russian fangirls, for all your freaking out over Acchan-chan's thighs. We're so happy that after so many years, we finally managed to break the internet, and you were the ones who made that possible. We promise more thigh pics in the near future. In the meantime, have a brilliant future for future.

6.1.17

Thighgate, or, This Amazing Fanart Will Blow Your Mind!

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It's been all over the Interweb art galleries! According to sketchily-inclined fangirls, on the Atom Miraiha Tour, this happened:




Yes, that's right. According to the Internet, on the Atom Miraiha Tour, our very own dear Mr. Sakurai magically transformed into a nubile, round-bottomed anime girl, whose hobby is being photographed at obscenely low angles for the cover of the kinds of porno gravure magazines they sell in convenience stores over here, because apparently, having a really, really large butt and a small head is almost as sexy as having gigantic balloon-sized boobs covered with really small triangles of fabric.

But as far as balloon boobs go, didncha know that Mr. Sakurai has the next best thing - a pert little bubble butt that's so fucking perky it looks like it's going to pop out the top of his pants! The butt in the below picture is his actual butt, yo. And just look at the shape of that nose, eh? God's nose is shaped like that, and Jesus inherited his father's nose. What is the sound of one hand fapping?



Oh yeah, and he also grew a hard, breastplate-like superhero chest of bulging pecs that threatened to bust their way out of his shirt like Thor!!!1


MMMMM, SMEX! SMEX FOR YOU! Help us, kids, we're so turned on now we don't know what to do with ourselves, but we're also secretly ashamed of our sexuality and though we're adults in calendar years, when it comes to sexual age, we're still closet 15-year-olds who are deeply embarrassed by the human body, yet wildly aroused by the mere sight of even a sliver of bare flesh (any sliver will do)!!!!! And we also never learned what our own genitals do or how to pleasure ourselves in a healthy, effective and self-loving manner, so our frustration knows no bounds! This is indeed a maddening and saddening state of affairs!

Also, we are SOOOOOO JEALOUS OF THIS GIRL. OMG. HOW DARE SHE STEAL OUR ACCHAN! And we're jealous that she's a much better artist than we will ever be! Internet girl who created this picture, we hate you, and that's official. Damn your superior art skills, and damn your sexual success. Come let us passive-aggressively harass you. (Blog-Tickers: come and hate her with us! She stole our Acchan! She must die!)


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Anyhow, for those of you who attended the tour: you know that not only has Mr. Sakurai thusly acquired a new nickname, "Thigh-Tsushi" (we really, really wish we were making this up), but also, the secret greeting among Buck-Tick fangirls has changed from "Who's your favorite band member?" to "Have you seen Acchan's thighs?"

Just imagine that for a second, okay? You walk into a concert hall, and a total stranger comes up to you and says..."Hey, Cayce, have you seen Acchan's thighs?"

It happened to us, folks. Four times and counting. We survived, but barely.

This is why, though we're not generally in the business of trafficking in pornography, we felt the need to take action on this matter. Because, while we're not generally in the business of trafficking in pornography, we most certainly ARE in the business of debunking myths and rumors and misconceptions (at least until we can start our own superior rumors and misconceptions to replace them, that is! But never mind that.) We are the Snopes.com of Buck-Tickistan! We fact-check your fake news! And therefore, we are pleased to announce that we did our due diligence and came up with the following cold hard photographic evidence that the above fanarts are not, in fact, faithful renderings of the truth.

Kids, this is what REALLY happened that night. Don't let anyone try to tell you differently. The below photos are real, actual photos of your very own Atsushi Sakurai and they have not been digitally altered in any way, shape or form. 

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Merry Christmas from Cayce. Don't try to tell us Christmas was two weeks ago. In Buck-Tickistan, Christmas has just begun. 

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P.S. Before you get too comfortable...The Mortal, anyone? Nasophiliacs, rejoice! The bigger the nose grows, the more the nose knows.


P.P.S. Artists: please don't assume we are trying to discourage you from posting your art on the internet. We really want to see your art. Share moar art! Vita brevis, ars longa.

Happy New Year of the Cock!

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Happy New Year, Blog-Tickers! It's officially Buck-Tick's 30th anniversary now, and it just so happens to also be the Year of the Red Fire Cock. Coincidence? We don't think so. Sure, your friends at work are probably genteelly insisting that it's the Year of the Rooster, but here on Blog-Tick, we call it like it is. This is also an excellent year to enjoy Sriracha Red Pepper Cock Sauce, so stock up while supplies last!

Anyhow, as y'all may have heard, Buck-Tick's plans for this momentous year are somewhat hazy at the moment. Following the Atom Miraiha Hall Tour Final at the Nippon Budoukan on December 29th, the following was announced:



For those of you who can't read Japanese: Buck-Tick's 30th anniversary project kicks off in September. They'll be playing a solo show outdoors on Odaiba, followed by a Day in Question national tour that will run from October through December. On December 23rd, they will play a Day in Question concert at Takasaki Arena, followed by the DIQ at the Budoukan on December 29th. They will then be releasing a new album in spring of 2018. 

If you're confused about what this actually means, you're not alone. The Japanese fans are confused, too, not least because of the fact that there have been absolutely no announcements regarding whether or not Buck-Tick will undertake a general-admission standing tour to support Atom Miraiha No. 9. Their Fish Tanker's Only tour kicks off at the end of this month, but ticket sales have been unusually stagnant and some of the shows have now gone into an unheard-of fourth round of lotteries. Would they have sold more tickets if they'd made the shows general admission instead of fanclub-only? Almost certainly. Are they having management problems? We don't want to start rumors, but it certainly seems like it. For one thing, announcing an album to be released in spring of 2018 sounds more than a tad premature. Back when they were fresh-faced twentysomethings, Victor was known to work them like a slavedriver, forcing them to write and record songs while simultaneously touring the country...but this time around, they're supposedly still on Lingua Sounda, so shouldn't things be different? Plus, frankly, Buck-Tick are not the hot shit like they once were. If the stagnating Fish Tank ticket sales are any indication, they're losing popularity, not gaining it. They cannot possibly be Victor's cash cow anymore. Overworking the band at this mellow and mature point in their career seems like a waste.

Also, it's not looking like they'll be mounting a 30th anniversary festival, and if they were looking to attract new fans, that's a damn shame, because the 25th anniversary festival brought in a lot of new blood out of the visual kei scene. Festivals are a great way to get exposure to people who might like your music but aren't quite sure. Perhaps they decided not to mount one due to the logistical hell of dealing with all those contracts, but the 25th anniversary festival was such a lovely experience overall it's very disappointing that they seem to have chosen not to relive it. We can only hope that whatever concert they mount on their own is unusually long and special to make up for it.

As for the Day in Question 2-month national tour, I think this is a coded way of saying they're going to do a full-on national tour playing tracks from their back catalogue. Whether it will be a hall tour, a standing tour, or a mix of both remains to be seen - but kids, let's cross our fingers and hope for a standing tour, because rock music simply was not intended to be listened to from a red plush seat at the back of some government-owned auditorium.

Anyhow, if there is any chance of an Atom Miraiha standing tour, it's unlikely to happen until spring, since the December issue of the Fish Tank newsletter made no mention of any such possibility. Keep your fingers crossed and your eyes peeled.

All in all, if all this sounds like a bit of an anti-climax together to you, well, pray that those words at the bottom, "And More," are not lies.

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We'll try to get our live report up sooner rather than later. We're sorry we've been so behind on the articles. In truth, the Curse of 2016 had its fair share of negative effects on us just as it did on many other people, and consequently, we've having a bit of a crisis of faith of late. The more comments you leave to remind us that Buck-Tick's fans (and management...not gonna name names) aren't entirely horrible people, the more incentive you'll give us to put the past in the past and press ahead with a brave face.

To quote a favorite author of ours: "People who didn't know the music industry believed that the movie business was the ne plus ultra of vicious, asshole-chewing, hyena-like behavior."

It's true, kids, and it sucks. Please remind us why we started this blog in the first place: for y'all, and not for those people. But honestly. You'd think that if you got to work with a band as cool as Buck-Tick, you'd be so satisfied with your life that you wouldn't need to be a vicious hyena-chewing asshole...yet not so. It's a sick, sad world, but let's get our Red Fire Cock anyplace we can.

28.12.16

Goods: The Atom in Question

Hey, kids. Tomorrow is the Atom Miraiha Tour Final at the Nippon Budoukan...which means exactly what you think it means! Yes, that's right: time for the appearance of the weirdest possible shit Buck-Tick's merchandising manager has the nerve to call "tour goods." If you want us to help you purchase any of these items, email us IMMEDIATELY, as time is of the essence! Check your email frequently and have your money ready.

Without further ado, here they are:

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Buck-Tick x Astro Boy Official Collaboration T-shirt

100% cotton t-shirt from China, printed in Japan with an officially licensed graphic depicting the five Buck-Tick members as different incarnations of Osamu Tezuka's beloved character known internationally as Astro Boy and domestically as Tetsuwan Atomu. Not ehow the 9 on the back has spiky Astro-Boy-style hair. This tee only comes in one body shape (the one pictured below) but I believe the technical term for this is "cute AF."
s/m/l 3800 yen.


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Buck-Tick x Astro Boy Official Collaboration Bath Towel

At 1250 x 620 centimeters, this towel is big enough to be your own superhero cape, and it shows off the Buck-Tick Atomu Boys to much better effect than the t-shirt. This is definitely the best item put forth for sale on this tour, if only because this is the only time you're ever going to see Acchan-sama-chan wearing a pair of underpants. Savor the moment.
4500 yen.


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Nail Seals

If you're the kind of backwards fangirl who always wanted the Buck-Tick members on her nails rather than her nails on the Buck-Tick members (and good on you if you are!), these nail seals are for you. I notice that the left set includes the crow band member designs from last year, while the right set includes the band members' alchemical symbols as pictured in the 2017 agenda notebook (which we ourselves actually bought, and we can tell you right now is beautiful.) Anyway, these seals look like they'd fall off your nails at the slightest hint of excitement, but maybe you nail-gifted people can work some alchemical magic on them so that they stay on your fingers forevermore.
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Ticket Case

It's a pink leatherette case for your concert tickets, embossed with a flock of Buck-Tick cats. The graphic at right is simply to show the cats more effectively. We highly recommend this item to anyone who was willing to pay more on auction for a picture ticket than for a ticket devoid of pictures.
1500 yen.


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Trading Card Case

It's a sad gray leatherette case for all the trading cards you bought hoping in vain that one of them would turn into an actual band member, or at the very least have the courtesy to move around like photos in the Harry Potter universe, only none of them did. Same Buck-Tick cats graphic, but none of the pink.
1500 yen.



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Buck-Tick Fortune Cards

This is kind of cheating, because this time, as can be seen below, they've given away what all the possible fortunes are. As you can see, this time, instead of only offering "great bad luck" (as last year), Sakurai's possibilities include "meh luck" and...dare I say it...actual good luck. Imai's fortunes, on the other hand, are all positive, and written in the enthusiastic English of a YouTube commenter. Collect them all!
500 yen each.


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Tour Final Commemorative Silver Necklace

This hideous bling is not what we were hoping for when we requested that future tour goods include more silver jewelry...but it is real Sterling silver, and at 1.35 x 1.8 centimeters, it will advertise your angel dust wealth to all the hoes in the hoods of Buck-Tickistan. But know that if you put this on and you can't do a perfect imitation of the rap from "Future Song," you'll have betrayed yourself as a fraud forevermore. For the rest of us - if you think the box is cooler than the necklace, you're not alone.
10000 yen.



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Year-End Capsules

It's time to lead the capsules if you dare! This time it's only good stuff: Buck-Tick Atomu Boy keychains, AND the Buck-Tick good luck charms of last year, back by popular demand. Couldn't secure safety in the bedroom last year? You've got another chance this year...only you don't, actually, because this year, Mr. Sakurai's charm is a charm for "traffic safety." Don't drive your car too fast through the mountains of Gunma, and take care to use hand signals when out on your bike of a rainy midnight through the backstreets of West Tokyo! As for the other band members, Imai's charm promises "fun and happy life," which due to the rich complexity of Japanese also means "a fun and musical life." The other band members also employ this fun - Toll's promises "wealthy safety and fun," otherwise known as "rich and safe music" (don't stub your toe on your drum set in the dark!) Yutaka's offers "riches and fun in the spotlight," i.e. "make lots of money as a rock star with all the lights on you"...but as it happens, Hide's charm is the exact same one as last year: safe childbirth. If you ever doubted that Hoshino Hidehiko wanted to get you pregnant, please consider your doubts allayed.
500 yen each.


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Rubber Band Bracelet

Like those Livestrong bracelets that people used to wear to show solidarity with users of anabolic steroids, but for Buck-Tick. Apparently they sold a different bracelet (that is to say, a bracelet with a different color scheme) at every stop on the tour. Lots of Japanese fans bought them and wore them up their arms like a combination of long-time patrons of Wave Gotik Treffen and skater emo kids who haven't yet found out that the 90's are long gone, and jelly bracelets along with them. Why anyone would want this, we can't fathom, but it could be yours for just
500 yen.


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Acchan-chan Eye Mask

If you ever fantasized about Acchan-sama coming into your house in the middle of the night to confess that he likes watching you sleep, well, this won't make that fantasy a reality, but it will help you watch with (very scary) Acchan eyes while you catch some shut-eye. Or, you know, engage in some extremely questionable bondage play. And since tomorrow's show is basically just the Day in Question in disguise, questionable is in. We also recommend this item to fans who ride airplanes alone, as it's sure to preclude the possibility that you will be sexually harassed by the person in the seat next to you if you succeed at persuading the flight attendants to bring you enough of those mini liquor bottles that you can actually fall asleep on the plane.
1500 yen.


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Imai Guitar Cookie (Real Version)

It's a 62 gram iced cookie in the shape of Imai's guitar. The website doesn't verify whether or not it's edible but we're going to assume that it is because it lists an expiry date of June 2nd, 2017. What's going on in Buck-Tickistan, kids? This is the weirdest shit we've seen in a while.
1000 yen.



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Imai Guitar Cookie (Cartoon Version)

It's a 55 gram iced cookie in the shape of Imai's guitar (deja vu!) Why does the "real" version cookie weigh 62 grams but this cartoon one only weigh 55 grams, and how can a single cookie cost 1000 yen if it isn't full of weed? Don't ask us because we don't know.
1000 yen.



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Hoshino Hidehiko Hipster Glasses

They come in three strengths: 1, 1.5 and 2. Which means you can get ones that double your vision, or ones that, in true hipster style, don't do a damn thing for your eyes except make you look cool. Fun fact: Motokatsu (rumored father of Imai's baby) has been wearing non-prescription glasses like these for many more years than Hoshino Hidehiko, but Motokatsu's frames are black. Fun fact: dear Mr. Sakurai actually needs prescription glasses in his real life and is probably now peeved that Hide not only took this business chance away from him but also chose a leopard print pattern so as to preclude the possibility of Kurumi glasses. Hide fans: you win.
3800 yen.



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Cafe Hoshino Coffee Mug & Saucer

It holds 250 cl of your home-brewed Hoshino Coffee or Hide Tea Time Tea. It has a pentacle on it that you can use to summon the Goddess or worship Satan, depending on the way the plate is facing. It has an elegant fluted shape evoking the curves of a slender-figured woman. And it matches your hipster glasses.
2500 yen.


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Toll Pussyhawk Hand Towel

Toll's Pussyhawk Pussy plays with some Atomic stars. Let's pass over the fact that there are only eight stars, not nine, because the cuteness of this towel means that all shall be forgiven. It's 18 by 24 centimeters, just the right size for you to carry in your pocket. Bonus points if you use this towel to polish your Hide glasses.
1000 yen.


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Toll Pussyhawk Smart Phone Case

Toll's Pussyhawk Pussy, now on your phone, too. Technically only fan club members are allowed to buy this one, but if you want one, all you have to do is ask a fan club member to get it for you. Comes in two sizes: 165mm x 140mm (recommended for the iphone 6), and 185mm x 158 mm (recommended for the iphone 7.)
1000 yen.


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Just One More Kurumi T-Shirt

If you haven't already bought like seven of them, you can get this full color fanclub-only one! Bonus points if you wear it to some tiny live house where one of the non-Acchan members of The Mortal is putting on some dark screechy indie show - but if you do this, make sure you hang on the front railing while staring hungrily and drooling at said non-Acchan Mortal member, so he can be absolutely certain that you're not there because you're interested in his music and you want to see him play. If you do this, make sure that at no point do you look excited or interested in the music. Fangirls who've already done this at multiple u crack irigaru and My Way My Love shows in 2016: congrats, you're ahead of the curve. Take a nice helping of bonus points from The Blog-Tick Phenomenon.
4200 yen.

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Just One More Kurumi T-Shirt, Once More

The advantage of these new Kurumi t-shirts: on the back, she's wearing a tophat and red bowtie, both of which look like they were applied to her photo in Microsoft Paint, which reminds us of the graphics for the old layout of NGS, and therefore makes us all nostalgic. Please somebody, buy all the Kurumi t-shirts and wear them all at once, preferably while stalking the non-Acchan members of The Mortal. Everyone knows that the person who wears the most t-shirts at once is the biggest fan.
4200 yen.


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Imai Atomu T-Shirt

The Atomic Future version of the Dada Dada Dada t-shirt from years past. Holy shit guys, this shirt is actually cool and not something you'd be embarrassed to leave the house wearing. Only fanclub members are allowed to buy it but even if you're not in the fanclub you could still get someone to buy it for you.
3800 yen.


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Yutaka Serious Boy Plushie

Yet another Yutaka plushie for your ever-swelling keyring of miniature stuffed animals...only this one isn't an animal, it's a boy...and soon to be a beast, if you're doing it right! Introduce him to the Seven Deadly Sins, one by one by one, and watch that serious little frown of his turn into a delighted smile! Also, whatever is that circle over his butthole and whyever is it there?
1500 yen.



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AND LAST BUT OH SO DEFINITELY  NOT LEAST...

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Yutaka Serious Cock Plushie

Happy 2017: Year of the Cock. Wishing you much serious cock in the new year. If Sakurai doesn't already know how fitting it is that Buck-Tick get to turn 30 in the Year of the Cock, we hope we get to be the ones to tell him. Judging by the looks of this plushie, Yutaka almost certainly doesn't know.
1500 yen.




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And that's all the goods, folks. Let us know which ones you want asap and we'll try to get our grubby little paws on them before they're all gone.