Now that he's as many years old as there are cards in the deck, Mr. Sakurai's no longer afraid to express his true feelings to the world.
And they are thus.
"Kurumi-chan is my lover."
The Hisashi Inquirer reports that the band members reacted to this statement as follows:
Anyhow, Happy Birthday, Mr. Sakurai.
And sorry, fans.
Give up hope.
He's no longer single.