Hey fangirls and fanboys, happy Sakurai Atsushi's birthday to you! Sakurai Atsushi is now 45 years old...officially too old for you!
But! Birthday! Now you have an excuse to sit around eating chocolate skulls and wishing that your landlord would let you keep a cat so you could send Acchan a photo of your cat and have a whose-cat-is-the-cutest contest, and an excuse to play that special Buck-Tick drinking game that involves all the Buck-Tick live DVDs your own, absinthe on the rocks, and taking a sip of it every time Sakurai grabs his you-know-what, because if you're going to get seriously inebriated, you need a good excuse. Or, in the case of Blog-Tick, this is your excuse to write pointless fluff posts to keep the readership hooked :D
So yeah. Happy birthday Sakurai Atsushi, cause without you, the song lyrics would be clean, the cats would be less loved, there would be more spare alcohol, fewer creepy smiley faces, fewer cartoon sperm, and fewer fangirls. And if your age were an angle, and there were two of you, you could each be a base angle in a right isoceles triangle, the most romantic of all polygons.
And, without you there would be no Buck-Tick, and that would be a downright tragedy.