29.7.16

Pet Shop Boy & Girl

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Very important news, people! According to his column in the latest issue of the Fish Tank newsletter, dear Mr. Sakurai has adopted a new child. It's a girl, but her name is as yet unknown. It appears that she is a Scottish Fold. Those of you who don't understand the caption...well, shame on you.




We extend best wishes to Mr. Sakurai and our hopes that the exhausting duties of child-rearing will help to keep him a little less angsty...and he'll need it, because according to the newspaper, the rainy season in Japan is over, starting today.

Also according to the newspaper, this is a thing. So those of you starved for kitty love who are passing through Osaka, save your pennies. Paying to sleep with a pussy has never been so wholesome! But if you see Mr. Sakurai there, be sure to phone his daughter and warn her of his unfaithfulness and treachery.

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5 comments:

  1. What a cutie (or two :P)! Thanks for sharing the pictures.

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  2. Thank you for all the updates. There's certainly lots happening in BT Land. So he's finally gotten a new girl kitty and not 2 kitties like its been buzzing around social media.

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  3. I'm gonna go with one cat, two pics. Because if he'd gotten two cats at once, surely he wouldn't be able to resist a pic of one cat sitting on each of his tits.

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  4. Is he really making a kissy face on the second pic? Cute! Kitty has a sweet face.

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  5. look how the kitty is looking at him, with absolute love

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