21.10.15

Half a Century of Imai Hisashi

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In honor of Mr. Imai Hisashi's 50th BIRTHDAY, we give you, fifty dancing Imais. One for each year of his life to date! Open the fucking champagne people, and let's toast to fifty more brilliant years! Happy birthday Maimai!


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A CAKE!


...because just because you're over 50 doesn't mean you have to stop wearing the clothes you found when you woke up hungover and disoriented in a dumpster, yet again. We love you Maimai!

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More Mortal Updates

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Another day, another set of updates about the life, times, and sales promotions of The Mortal!


First, the writing credits for each song on I Am Mortal have now been released, as follows:

01. Tenshi (Angel)
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Murata Yukio

02. Dead Can Dance
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Miyo Ken

03. Barbaric Man
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Murata Yukio

04. Yume - Deep Dream
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Jake Cloudchair

05. Fantômas - Tenrankai no Otoko (The Man in the Exhibition)
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Miyo Ken

06. Mother
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Murata Yukio

07. Ginyoru (Hand Puppet)
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Miyo Ken

08. Tsuki (Moon)
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Jake Cloudchair

09. Pain Drop - It Rains Cats and Dogs
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Murata Yukio

10. Grotesque
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Miyo Ken

11. Mortal
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Jake Cloudchair

12. Sayonara Waltz (Farewell Waltz)
lyrics Sakurai Atsushi / music Jake Cloudchair

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In addition, more detailed information has been released about the special bonus goods that fans will receive if they buy their copies of I Am Mortal at various record outlets in Japan. Fans who purchase the album at Tower Records will receive an original sticker, while fans who purchase the album at HMV will receive an original clear file folder. Fans who purchase their copies of the album at other designated record stores including Tsutaya will receive an original poster.

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Beyond that, The Mortal will be appearing on two special InterFM radio programs on November 11th, in honor of the release of their album. From 8PM till 9PM, InterFM will run a special radio program called "The Mortal Special," featuring Mr. Sakurai as a guest DJ! Then, later that evening, from 2AM to 5AM, InterFM will broadcast "Goth Night," a three-hour music program devoted to goth classics from Bauhaus, The Cure, and more. The Mortal's tracks will presumably also be played.

And this is where those of you who don't live in Japan are lucky, because those of us who DO live in Japan and have work the next day will have to stay awake all night just to listen to this...but believe me, it WILL be worth listening to. Gothic rock was wildly popular in Japan in the 80's, but it's long since been relegated to extreme underground status in a music scene that is now completely dominated by idols and saccharine acoustic feel-good pop-rock acts. To hear gothic rock on the radio is truly an opportunity to be treasured.

And if you're the type of fan who doesn't know anything about the history of goth, has only ever listened to a small handful of Japanese bands, and thinks that goth means Malice Mizer and gothic lolita, I especially encourage you to tune in - this is a great opporunity for you to learn about the music that shaped Mr. Sakurai's sensibilities and also had a huge influence on the evolution of Buck-Tick and the genesis of the visual kei movement. None of the Japanese music you know and love would exist without the influence of the British 80's goth movement, so it's important that you learn about your roots!

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But wait...there's more! In addition to being featured on the cover of this month's issue of Rock & Read, Mr. Sakurai will also be featured in an interview for Rolling Stone Japan, AND The Mortal will appear on the cover of next month's issue of PHY magazine, a glossy mook released quarterly that has previously featured Buck-Tick numerous times, in the context of Mr. Sakurai's guest apperance on Der Zibet's album Nostalgic Future in 2010, and for Toll's 50th birthday show in 2012, among others. If you wish to order either magazine through Cayce, just send us an email.

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Beyond that, limited edition The Mortal tour goods will be available through the Buck-Tick web shop until November 2nd. These goods will ONLY be available through the Buck-Tick web shop, and they will ONLY be available till November 2nd, so if you want yours, act fast! The limited edition goods are as follows:

Album Jacket T-shirt
3500 yen, available in sizes small, medium, and large



Long Rayon T-shirt
4200 yen, available in sizes medium and large, long and loose and made of extra-soft, extra-thin fabric

 


Cat T-shirt
3500 yen, available in sizes small, medium and large


Cotton Pouch
1800 yen, 13 x 18 x 4 centimeters

Rhinestone Tote Bag
5800 yen, 24 x 40 x 15 centimeters, rhinestone-studded cotton


Again, if you would like to order any of the above items through Cayce, just send us an email...but make sure you do it soon, because not only are the items only available for a limited time, they may also sell out.

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That's all the news for now...but I think we can expect more news soon, so stay tuned!

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16.10.15

These Mortal Lyrics

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Just a heads-up...the lyrics and translations to all the songs on Spirit are now up over at Not Greatest Site, so go ahead and read them! If you have comments, please leave them on this post.

Perhaps when the full album comes out, I'll write a review, but in the meantime, I have one comment, and it is this: there is nothing more goth than claiming in an interview that you see the word "mortal" in a positive light, as representing the essence of humanity, and then releasing an album in which you sing about the following themes -

1. Ecstatic Grief and Excruciating Pain (oh yeah, and some crying and weeping and pouring rain and razorblades and shooting for good measure)

2. The Joys of Theater (doesn't count because Mr. Sakurai didn't write that one)

3. Literally wanting to make out with Death so badly that you cut yourself and then pour your blood over some candles till it smokes and sizzles just like that strange boner you have for Death who you naturally imagine as someone hot because you are just that fucking goth, DEAL WITH IT

4. The Complete Annihilation of Cities (and possibly some good old post-destruction sexual tacos atop the smoking remains!)

5. Slowly forgetting the only memories you had of someone you loved who is now gone, but deciding that it's okay after all because everything dies but dreams are forever (shucks Hallmark should make a card out of that one!)

Now let's pour the wine, gaze somberly into the candlelit darkness of our solitary rooms, and ponder the brevity of joy and the pointlessness of existence, while touching ourselves. Because goth is nothing unless it hurts so good.

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13.10.15

Spirit's Out Tonight

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In Tower Records...



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...and in Tsutaya.


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All photos shot by Cayce on a flip-phone, using no filters nor any Photoshop effects whatsoever. Literally all of Shibuya is showing up in de-saturated high-contrast monochrome with high-saturated red accents under intense pin spots right now. This, my friends, is the pervasive effect Mr. Sakurai has on his environment.

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Update: The Mortal will appear on the cover of the magazine PHY volume 5, due out on November 11th. In addition, Mr. Sakurai will be interviewed for the November issue of Rolling Stone Japan, due out on November 10th. Mr. Sakurai will also be appearing as a live guest on the Dave Fromm show on InterFM radio this Friday at 6PM. If one of you lovely readers can record the broadcast and send it to us, then Satan bless you, because at that time of day we will be tied up in our Satanic day job.

Also, if you'd like to order copies of either of the new magazines, write to us asap.

11.10.15

Just One More Fanboy: Jake Cloudchair, on Mr. Sakurai

Jake Cloudchair, well known in the Japanese rock scene for his savvy use of social media, took the opportunity with the release of the Ai no Wakusei Collector's Box to re-publish old entries from his previous blog that had been taken down when he changed blogging platforms.

He writes, "Now, when I go back and re-read the entries I wrote feeling so much inspiration nine years ago, I feel embarrassed, but I want you to think of my embarrassment as another reason to enjoy these records of the past, so please go on and read them."

Below is our translation of Jake's account of the genesis of "Neko," and of working with Mr. Sakurai in the studio. The verbal tics and high-tone language are our attempt at replicating Mr. Jake's individualistic Japanese phraseology in English.

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One day, Mr. Tanaka, the director who has taken care of me since my pro debut, gave me a phone call. "Sakurai Atsushi, of Buck-Tick, is currently making a solo album. Would you be willing to provide one song?"  As soon as he made the proposition, I told him twice that I would do it.

By the way, when I asked him what other sorts of people would be contributing to this album, he told me Satou Taiji, Okamura Yasuyuki, Tsuchiya Masami, Foetus, Cube Juice, Wayne Hussey (The Mission), Robin Guthrie (Cocteau Twins), etc.

Once I'd asked him, "What the hell festival is this?" to convey my excitement about what an elite and furthermore surprising lineup this was, and further asked him, "Why me?" yet again, feeling confused that I should be chosen, I told myself that from now on, I needed to be calm and collected and furthermore positive, and therefore I calmed myself down. 

But then, when I asked him, "What kind of song should I write?"

Mr. Tanaka replied, "Something like David Bowie's 'Starman' or 'Space Oddity'...a dreamy and furthermore poppy feeling."

"Yes yes, I love that style, roger that!" I said, and hung up the phone. 

This is gonna be easy, so easy, I hummed to myself. Something like Starman, I've got this, I've got it...but as soon as I spoke those words to myself, the feeling popped, and I returned to reality.

What he means is, he wants me to write a major famous hit...

But whether it was easy or whether I felt like I was fighting a losing battle, it had the desired effect, and somehow I produced a song that Mr. Sakurai liked. After a long back-and-forth with the sound engineer Sugiyama Yuuji both in the studio and over the internet, we felt we'd produced quite a delicate, elegant track, and the day for recording the vocals had arrived.

I hadn't seen Mr. Sakurai in quite a while, but from the moment he appeared, he had his aura turned up to full power, and just as I was feeling drunk on his atmosphere, he murmured a short message to me.

"Thank you for the beautiful song."

Gaaaah please be my lover, I thought, restraining the impulse to grab him and embrace him, and we began the vocal recording in a low-key manner.

For the first time, I read the lyrics he'd written for the song. The title was "Cat." I was mildly shocked.

This was the first time I'd ever seen someone start drinking wine before recording vocals, but there's certainly no one else who could make such a custom look so good. The song exuded so much sensuality I could practically smell it, and as I listened to it I felt I was falling in love, but just then, the vocal recording ended as smoothly as it had begun.

Of course. This guy is a pro rocker. But while we were still sighing, immersed in the lingering after-effect of the vocals, Mr. Tanaka made a suggestion.

"Would you try whispering the title over the intro?"

Huge question marks appeared over the heads of me and Mr. Sugiyama, having no idea what was going on or what Mr. Tanaka could possibly be asking, but without paying attention to us confused lot, Mr. Sakurai gave a broad, bold smile and with one word, "Okay," he entered the booth once more.

Everyone aside from Messrs. Tanaka and Sakurai were wondering what on earth was going to happen, holding the spit in their mouths from anticipation, both eyes glued to the speakers. 

The intro began...and with impeccable timing, timing so good you couldn't imagine anything better, and furthermore in a low voice overflowing with seduction, he whispered one word.

"....neko."

Gaaaah, pleeease by my lover!

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This has been another edition of "Just One More Fanboy." Thank you for reading. If you have any suggestions for the next installment, please write to us. Like always, all translations are by Cayce. Please do not re-post without linking back to Blog-Tick.

...and as for the rumors that Mr. Jake was spotted recently at a certain live house in Shibuya, all dressed up in his Mortal outfit topped off with that gear-laden steampunk top-hat of his, faux-casually bragging to starry-eyed young hipster-goth boys with mushroom haircuts and black skinny jeans about being in a band with Mr. Sakurai as they nodded up and down, faces shining with admiration...The Hisashi Inquirer insists these rumors are true, but we cannot confirm them.

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9.10.15

Mortali-Tees & More

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Yes, it's a terrible pun, but if you look down on me for it, all I have to say to you is, those of you who look down your noses at terrible puns are not yet real adults. And also, as I have said before many times, contrary to popular stereotype, a goth without a sense of humor is nothing at all!

What am I talking about, you ask?

This, my friends. I'm talking about this.


What is this, you ask? Why, it's The Mortal's all new, limited edition NONE SO GOTHICAL tee-shirt, available for a limited time only, ONLY at select Tower Records stores! If you always wanted to be as goth as Acchan-chan, your chance has now arrived, so CALL now to get YOURS for just 3500 yen, tax included!!

AND, If you call within the next fifteen minutes, we'll even throw in an extra dose of mortality AND one of Acchan-chan's nose hairs, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!! Just put on these shirts, and you can BE the goth queen you wished you were when you were thirteen (even if you're a boy!)! You know you want to! So what are you waiting for...CALL NOW at 0120-69-MORTALI-TEE and order yours RIGHT THIS MINUTE.


But wait...THERE'S MORE. These ONE-OF-A-KIND Mortali-Tees are made of 100% cotton, manufactured in China, but printed in Japan, with 200% Japanese high-tech printing technology!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL.

Mortali-Tees come in sizes small, medium and LARGE...yes that means what you think it means!!!

AND if you ever wondered why it is that shirts designed by/for Mr. Sakurai always come in size LARGE when many of the other t-shirts only come in sizes small and medium, it's because only size LARGE is large enough to accommodate Mr. Sakurai's broad, virile shoulders and LARGE bulging muscles* 

(*large bulging muscles not included with your Mortali-Tee shirt order.)

BUT WAIT, THERE'S EVEN MORE.

WOO STILL MORE!

OH C'EST LA VIE!

In addition to the Mortali-Tees, Tower Records will ALSO be selling Mortali-Towels, as shown below!!! Wash your face with Mortality! Wipe your boobies dry with Mortality! Be no longer a Mere Mortal, be a Sheer Mortal!!!!!

If you CALL NOW, your Mortali-Towels will cost only 1500 yen each, tax included! They have been manufactured in Japan out of 100% cotton spun from the sustainably harvested fair-trade fur of GENUINE HELLO KITTIES, and measure 34 x 85 centimeters. The Mortali-Towels are not Tower Records limited items - they will also be sold as goods on This Mortal Tour, but they will go on sale at Tower Records FIRST along with the Mortali-Tees, so if you really want one, and we know you do, CALL NOW.

And by call now, we mean NOW! These LIMITED EDITION Mortali-Tees and Mortali-Towels will go on sale from Tuesday, October 13th, in honor of the release of the Spirit mini album, and will only be available while supplies last! They will be re-stocked again on November 10th, in honor of the release of the full album, I Am Mortal, but if you want to one-up your friends and keep up with the Japanese fans, CALL NOW to order yours TODAY.

Cayce will be visiting Tower Records on October 13th to pick up your copies of Spirit, so if you'd like to order either item through Cayce, there's still time - but make sure you CALL NOW. 0120-69-ACCHAN-CHAN or, for our American customers, 1-800-TELEPHONE-MURDER.

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Ahem...hello folks, Cayce speaking. I apologize for the tawdry commercial nature of the above text. In conjunction with the regrettable acquisition of The Blog-Tick Phenomenon by The Hisashi Inquirer Holdings, Inc., we have been forced to introduce native advertising into our interface, in order to, in their words, "further parallel integration of monetization paradigms." We had been promised that the native advertising would be "carefully curated for content adaptability and customer sympathy," but apparently this is not the case.

Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about it. This is the 21st century, and corporate overlords rule us all.

Anyhow, to get back to the News of the Mortal...the details for the I Am Mortal album have now been released! The bonus DVD included with the limited edition of the album will include a total of FIVE (count 'em, FIVE) music videos, and the extra super-duper special booklet will contain 40 (count 'em, FORTY) pages of cobweb-draped, bat-guano encrusted artfully blurred black-and-white analog photographs of the band members hanging out in abandoned warehouses and/or castles and/or graveyards and/or dumpsters late at night. In addition, the track list for both discs is as follows:

Disc I

01. Tenshi (Angel)
02. DEAD CAN DANCE
03. Barbaric Man
04. Yume - Deep Dream-
05. Fantômas -Tenrankai no Otoko- (The Man in the Exhibition)
06. MOTHER
07. Ginyoru (Hand Puppet)
08. Tsuki (Moon)
09. PAIN DROP -It rains cats and dogs
10. Grotesque
11. Mortal
12. Sayonara Waltz (Farewell Waltz)

Disc II

01. Mortal
02. Pain Drop
03. Tenshi
04. Ginyoru
05. Yume

We sincerely apologize for not predicting that Mr. Sakurai would, in addition to titling a song "Yume," also title songs as "Mother" and "Tsuki." We should have been able to guess that, and we didn't, which was remiss of us...but perhaps not so remiss as my failure to predict he would use the phrase "rain cats and dogs"...because who are we kidding here? Rain and cats in the same sentence? Just reading it ought to get him drenched and purring right away!

As for the coded revelation of his secret crush on Lisa Gerrard...frankly, we thought it was so obvious that it wasn't worth predicting (she even has a cat!) In any case, sorry, fangirls. Clearly if you want Acchan-chan's love you must be either an Ice Queen or an Ethereal Gothic Faerie Queen of the Dead (dead who can DANCE, no less!) So you might as well give up now.

Unless, of course, you by These Mortali-Tees! Just put on these shirts, and you can BE the goth queen Gothique Prince Acchan wishes you were to tickle his fancy (even if you're a boy!)! You know you want to! So what are you waiting for...CALL NOW at 0120-69-MORTALI-TEE and order yours RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

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As for other analysis... 

Regarding the multi-faceted meaning of the word "grotesque," see my notes on the song "masQUE."

Regarding the idea of puppets, see my retrospective on 13kai wa Gekkou.

Regarding "Barbaric Man," please see The Smiths: Barbarism Begins at Home.

Regarding the reference to an exhibition, see the entire backstory of Arui wa Anarchy, as well as the dictionary entry for the word "exhibitionism," cross-referenced with Mr. Sakurai's noted preference for Pantarchy (pantarchy /n./ etimology: derived from the Buck-Tickistani agitprop slogan 'order without power, anarchy without panties' meaning: wearing no underwear whatsoever.)

Regarding the use of the word Fantômas, see the title of Ka.F.Ka's debut album, and the dictionary entry for the word "fanboy." (Hint: fantômas means "fanboying all over ourselves" in Spanish!!!)

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Oh yeah, and a spot preview of the PV for "Yume" has also been released HERE.



Fantomas, everyone. Fantomas.

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4.10.15

The Mortal Gets The Schaft

With the release of this quarter's Fish Tank newsletter, Mr. Sakurai's original reason for starting up The Mortal has become clear! Last time, Mr. Sakurai's stated reason for starting a solo project was "because Imai cheated on me with Lucy." But this time, trollops named Lucy appeared to be long out of the picture, so what could Mr. Sakurai's motivations be now? Was it eleven-year nostalgia, or simply the extra super-duper mortality feeling that comes with imminently turning fifty? Or perhaps, some fans speculated, at this late hour, Mr. Sakurai was finally living up to the self-centered diva vocalist stereotype, and had decided to start a whole new five-piece band as a way of showing the rest of Buck-Tick who's boss? After all, Maria Anastasia tells us that the Russian fangirl nickname for Mr. Sakurai is "Mr. President." Could it be that after fifty years of modesty, mild-mannered Acchan-chan has turned megalomaniacal?

Alas, the answer is no! In F.T. number 77, when asked why it was that he started The Mortal, Mr. Sakurai answered thus: "Around the end of last year, I heard some gossip in the wind that Imai was going to get Schaft started up again next year. So I thought to myself, 'okay, I'll just relax and rest for a year,' but that was back in March. And then Mr. Tanaka (our director), who is always being so helpful to us, told me 'since you have the time, why don't you try another solo project?' He'd gently suggested the same thing to me at the Budoukan last year, but this time, though I was in full-on vacation mode, he made my heart move a little bit. And from then till now it's just been a big to-do from top to bottom."

'A big to-do from top to bottom' is it, Acchan-chan? Well well WELL. Even if you haven't turned megalomaniacal, we'll take that from you any day!

In the rest of the interview, Mr. Sakurai gives further details about the Genesis of The Mortal (no relation to Genesis P-Orridge, sorry Anonymous.) 

"It was Tanaka's idea that this time, I should make an album with a five-piece band, and play a live tour with the same five members. I chose the band name 'The Mortal' myself," says Mr. Sakurai. "11 years ago, during my previous solo project, I worked with Jake Cloudchair, Miyo Ken and Mr. Murata from my way my love. I thought that since I only have a limited time for this project, familiar faces would be best. After we decided on these three members, we were wondering who should be the drummer, when Jake introduced us to Akiyama, and then we had all the members lined up.

"11 years ago, we had only worked together for a very short time, but we shared so much inspiration even so, so this time, the planning progressed very quickly. The other members told me 'we wrote songs in your image, Mr. Sakurai.' I was very touched.

"It was Mr. Tanaka's idea that the theme of the band should be 'Mr. Sakurai's gothic and decadent outlook, in band form.'

"When you translate the word 'mortal' into Japanese, it sounds unlucky, but my interpretation of the meaning is that it means 'the essence of being human,' or, 'the quality of being a living being.' It just seemed like an easy way of explaining the idea of goth or decadence to people who were learning about it for the first time, so what I'm hoping to accomplish is to make a work that sums up 'the essence of being human' in one album."

Fish Tank went on to ask Mr. Sakurai if the Spirit mini-album would sum up the essence of being human.

"No, that's a bit different," Mr. Sakurai said. "Out of five songs on the mini-album, three songs are covers. Regarding a possible cover of 'Spirit' with Japanese lyrics, we were requested by the song's authors not to change the lyrics, so at the last minute, I made the decision to sing the song in English. I had a British native teach me the pronunciation. I think it came out well.

"It was Mr. Tanaka's idea that I should do cover songs. 'Spirit' by Bauhaus has been a favorite song of mine for thirty years. Mr. Tanaka requested that I do The Damned's 'Shadow of Love,' and I chose 'Cities in Dust' by Siouxsie and the Banshees.

"The art director for Arui wa Anarchy, Akita Kazunori, is doing the artwork for The Mortal, and as soon as he heard the band name he understood the entire concept. He even said, 'Mr. Sakurai is the only person who can make this kind of aesthetic work!' Mr. Akita interpreted this as being an opportunity for me where I only have to do exactly what I really like and want to do, so I think he's making a design that I will love."

And here's the design, kids. Shakespeare nerds rejoice - looks like all doubt that Gothique Prince Acchan-chan remains unfamiliar with Sweet Prince Hamlet has been put to rest in one fell photoshoot, though with his surprisingly positive interpretation of the word "mortal," Mr. Sakurai seems to have come down firmly on the side of "To be." 



Beyond this, the title for The Mortal's full album has now been announced - I Am Mortal, a statement which puts Mr. Sakurai in the august and unfortunate footsteps of Socrates, so let's hope for his sake and our own that Mr. Sakurai can learn to be Catman to Issay's Batman and cheat mortality with nine mortal lives!

As for the gothic horror side of things, the title track from the I Am Mortal album, "Mortal," is being used in the Japanese trailer for the British gothic horror film Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death. The song will only be used in the trailer, not in the actual film. However, considering that as a part of his last solo project, Mr. Sakurai had his song "Wakusei" featured in a film called The Last Supper, which as far as we could tell from the trailer was a slasher film about the dismemberment and cannibalization of women's bodies, I'd say he's moving up in the world. A song like "Wakusei" being used for such a nasty picture seemed like some seriously cruel irony on the part of his management...so yeah, bye bye Victor, don't bother to call us, we don't miss you. Fanged ghost-nuns are definitely better.

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But what about SCHAFT, you ask?  Imai has your bases covered!

"When we decided to start up Schaft again, I decided I was going to go back and listen to the old Schaft album, and I looked for it, but it wasn't in my collection," Imai told Fish Tank.

"It's not even on iTunes, even though I could have sworn it was there. But whatever. This Schaft is gonna be different...even if you call it a reunion, it's a totally different thing. Raymond Watts isn't a part of it, for one thing. It's still a unit made of up me and Fujimaki, but the other members are going to be cool, too.

"We want to play an exciting, up-tempo live show. I want something unusual. Something heavy, or dark, or scary. That kind of weird atmosphere. We haven't really figured out the practical details yet, but I'm already looking forward to it myself. I think you're definitely going to want to see this tour. After all, I think this might be the last tour ever for Schaft, so I want it to feel like a grand finale."

Fish Tank further asked Mr. Imai whether a solo project would give him the freedom to explore ideas he couldn't develop as a part of Buck-Tick.

"There's nothing I can't do as a part of Buck-Tick," he said.  "But sometimes I notice that working with different members is different from Buck-Tick, anyway. Whatever, it's natural, they are different people. Anyway, look forward to Schaft. This is gonna be great. And it's probably going to be the last time. You should see Schaft before it's too late! The members this time are going to be really interesting...I think. Anyway, look forward to this."

And here are the details as they stand now, folks!

Schaft's official website is now up at this address: http://schaft2016.com/

An article about Schaft will be featured in the same November issue of Ongaku to Hito magazine that will have a cover feature on The Mortal, so more bang for your Buck-Tick buck if you order the magazine (if you'd like to order through Cayce, email me.) Though no information about a new album is available as yet, the band's January tour dates have already been announced, as follows:

Tour Ultra -The Loud Engine-

January 22nd (Friday) Club Citta' Kawasaki (open 6PM/start 7PM)
January 27th (Wednesday) Akasaka Blitz (open 6PM/start 7PM)
January 28th (Thursday) EX Theater Roppongi (open 6PM/start 7PM)

A ticket presale lottery is currently being conducted through Ticket Pia. To enter the lottery, click here. If you would like Cayce's help in ordering tickets, send us an email. And fun fact: January 27th, 2016 will be the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of This is NOT Greatest Site. We can't think of a better way to celebrate our new decade-hood than with Imai Hisashi himself! Though he may not be able to articulate details of his "heavy, dark, and scary" vision, the newly-released band photo ought to give you some idea:



If Mr. Sakurai has gone all the way back to Shakespearean times with his Elizabethan ruff, Imai has done him one better, and gone back to the times of the Black Death. Bird masks such as these were worn by doctors during the plague years in Europe - the beaks were filled with rose petals, in hopes that the sweet smell of the flowers would keep the noxious plague humours at bay. Infectious diseases: that's not how they work, folks! But it's hard to escape the conclusion, based on these graphics, that Schaft has come along in plague masks to test the mortality of The Mortal. Will Schaft get The Mortal, or will The Mortal get the Schaft? Whose city will lie in dust at the end? We can't yet say...but one thing's certain. Even if Imai is cheating again, he's still in love with Acchan-chan.

"I looked at Acchan's website," said Imai. "It looks really cool. I think his project is gonna be amazing! I don't know which songs he's covering, and I don't want anyone to tell me. I want to listen to them for myself, and think 'oh my god, this song!!' But I wanna know. I can't wait."

 Neither can we, Imai. Neither can we.

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