寿記 20.03.10 F -2-

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~the continuation~

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But, I'm okay!

Thank you for worrying about me, but

Please don't worry

I'm totally recovered now.

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I broke the bone on January 1st.

The first day of the year.

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New Year's Day.

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But, whatever, it's the least busy time of the year,

So depending on how you think about it, it was good timing...

Though talking about the best time of year to break a bone is a little weird...

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...I can't say it's a good thing I broke the bone,

But it was fulfilling to do something other than play guitar for once.

It was worthwhile to spend some time like that.

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But even though I say that

Here's a big apology to the staff.

I'll be making lots of new songs now.

Fans, there are lots of new songs coming, so you can look forward to it.

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...Buut, when they were taking out the wire that was holding the bone in place, they didn't use any anaesthesia.

Also, they did it all of a sudden, so I didn't have any time for mental preparation, or anything...

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The doctor: "You've recovered amazingly fast! Let's just take the wire out today!"

Me: (....what...?!?)

Doctor: "Bring the needle-nose pliers."

Nurse: "Roger."

Me: (....whaaaaaaaaaaat...!!??)

(A tool!? What are they going to do!? What are they going to do to me!? What are they going to do to me with a tool!?)

Doctor: "Put your hand here. Don't look, okay?"

Me: (I'm not gonna look!!! No way! I'm too scared!!)

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There were three wires in there.

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Number one.

Scraaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape

It's out

Me ("....aaaaaaaAAAAaaahhhh~~!!")

Number two.

Scraaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape

It's out

Me: (...waaaah, this is killing me, this, scraping-at-me-with-pliers business, I can't take it~~)

Number three.

Scraaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape

Scraaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaape

Me: (Ow ow ow ow ow ow)

Scraaaaaape scraaaaaaaape scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape

Me: (This is taking too long!!)

Scraaaaaape scraaaaaaaape

It's out

The end.

Me: (sigh of relief)

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Doctor: "Want to take the wires home as a memento?"

Me: "Huh, what? Uh...sure." (Is that how hospitals work??)

Doctor: "Here Imai-san, you can take them home. We disinfected them and put them in a case for you."

Nurse: "Here you go."

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So they put them in this plastic case and I took them home with me.

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Here are the three wires

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....argh....! I've had enough of them!

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Me: "Thank god~~!! I can play guitar again!"

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That's how I'm feeling now.

See, now I can play F major perfectly.

IMAI 20:20