25.3.14

Either This or Robbery

Buck-Tick have conspired once again to take your money.  Said robbery scheme involves a special edition of forthcoming album Either This or Anarchy, which will include:

- A special LP sized box (without an LP!!!)

- A Blu-spec CD (with the same 14 songs on it as the regular version but shut up it's teh special spec disc sound so clear u can hear Imai picking his nose in the background so cough up u dig?)

- A Blu-ray or DVD (take your pick) with the music video for "Metaphysical Meteor" ( I sure hope Acchan-chan-chan has eyebrows in this one or I want my money back)

- A giant fucking photobook (read: 24 pages of LP sized hueg photos of Acchan-chan-sama-chans' face)

- Three different types of "picture labels," but the DVD one and the Blu-ray one are different so you really only get two.

- A chance to win more B-T crap, including EITHER 1) a special piece of Buck-Tick crap with a serial number on it or 2) a more different piece of Buck-Tick crap you can only apply for if you bought the single too

- A paparazzi photo of Acchan-chan making out with Yutaka.

This meteoric release will cost a whopping 8500 yen.  Purchasable through Not Greatest Shopping Service if you want that makeout photo. (Mental note to Cayce: must buy some good sake and call up Acchan-chan and Yutaka pronto.)

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The regular ol' limited edition will just include the DVD/Blu-ball disc with the eyebrow-free music video on it, and a special CD condom I mean slipcase.

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The regular regular edition will just contain the CD and the silly coupon you can use to apply for more Buck-Tick crap.

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The regular regular regular edition will contain one of Acchan-chan-chan's shaved-off eyebrow hairs.

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It's a fucking Monday night, people.  I need a drink.  My old bones ache.

7 comments:

  1. So...how can I get Buck-tick crap now?

    No seriously, this post and the CD condom made my day!

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  2. I love this post. Go soak those (old?) bones. I have it on good authority I almost twice your age!! Come to think of it my old bones hurt too. As would my wallet if I had any money. Good thing I do not!

    Hey, drop me a line, eh?

    Love from Kanata ~ ~ ~

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  3. looooool sure you need a drink but don't get ripped off with your wine :)

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    1. My wine never rips me off. I rip that wine off so hard it never saw it coming.

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  4. I really need it! ;)

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  5. Specially the makeout photo!!! PLEASE!

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    1. Perhaps you should come along and help me convince them to kiss for the camera.

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