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"Countdown TV festival 2012."
"Please welcome, BUCK-TICK!"
"...and also, Abingdon Boys School."
"...you may have noticed that Takanori is wearing no pants."
Takanori: As you may have noticed, I'm not wearing pants.
Flower Girls: "Zomg squee, there are like no bright colors on this stage!"
Takanori: "You have that right, my darlings. Our masks are dark and heavy!"
"....isn't that right Acchan-sama?"
Takanori: "We are not moe at all, I fear."
"But we're also not scary, so don't fear us!"
"Acchan-sama is not a bad man!"
"I repeat, he's not a bad man!"
"Really he's rather a good man"
"Or should I say, a fine man"
"Meaning, a fine specimen of a man!"
Takanori: "I repeat, do these look like bad guys to you?"
"They are not bad guys."
"Girlfriend, just look at Imai's cute smile."
"Cute, I tell you."
"It's all fabulous, right Acchan-chan?"
Sakurai: "Yeah, it's fabulous."
Takanori: "Like totally fabulous."
Takanori: "This is awesome."
"I wanna touch myself."
"And you may remember that I'm not wearing pants."
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"Hiiiiiii guys!!! We just switched emcees for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON."
"My name is Becky."
"Pleased ta meetcha."
"Let's welcome BUCK-TICK again, just because we can!"
"And this rando who just showed up, CHARA!"
"We luv your hair Chara. Like totes for realz."
"And these emo boys!!!"
Emo Boys: "Hi, we are Emo Boys."
Becky: "Now let's welcome Abingdon Boys School again, too!"
Takanori: "As you may remember, I'm not wearing pants."
Becky: "Takanori isn't wearing pants!!!"
"But to continue on..."
"...with our program..."
"...Buck-Tick and Chara together, this is legendary!"
"Like really!"
"Like who would have guessed this would ever happen?"
"Like, it's enough to make your pants fall off!"
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Takanori: "Actually, my pants fell off!"
"But why do you make me keep talking, anyway?
"So there won't be an accident???"
Becky: "No way, nothing like that!"
Takanori: "Anyhoo, this is my first time meeting Chara."
"Pleased to meet you Chara!"
"I'm super excited to meet you!"
Chara: "O RLY??????"
Takanori: "YA RLY! Chara was totally on the same label as me. She's my senpai!"
Sakurai: "Senpai lol."
Takanori: "Really, Acchan-chan, a lot has happened to me in my life!!!!"
"...moving on."
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Becky: "Who the fuck are you and when did you show up?"
"...nice hat."
Hat Girl: "Thnx guyz."
Becky: "...'kay Takanori, now why don't you tell us all a bit more..."
"...about just how FABULOUS Buck-Tick-sama is."
Takanori: "WHY ME?"
"WHY ME?"
"WUT WHY ME?"
Becky: "Cuz you love it."
"....yes."
"Well, uh, I mean...Buck-Tick"
"The fabulousness of Buck-Tick..."
"Their timing..."
"...of their debut..."
"...it really hit the spot..."
"...it was just so stimulating to me!"
"...as a young boy."
Sakurai: "....Thank you."
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Becky: "Okay Buck-Tick."
"Now we want you to show us your best shot."
"Of your bottoms, that is."
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"............"
Becky: "Here it is!"
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"The best of Buck-Tick's Bottoms, 2012~!"
".....what?"
"Look at this!"
"It says, 'We can't show your our privates, U DIG?'"
"What's with this 'U DIG' bit eh????"
"Why won't you show us???"
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Sakurai: "You wouldn't enjoy it if we did."
"....lol"
Becky: "But we wanna know, right girls?"
*nod nod*
"Show 'em to us."
Sakurai: "But like, we're almost mostly all nude."
"EVEN BETTER!"
Takanori: "Acchan, that wasn't fair, there's nothing left to say to that remark."
"............."
Becky: "Anyhow, we want to ask about privates."
"So."
"Please tell us, what are you normally doing at midnight on Saturday night?"
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Sakurai: *whisper giggle*
Becky: "WHAT WAS THAT TAKANORI???"
"I KNOW YOU HEARD IT."
"TELL US."
Takanori: "....."
"I may be on the scene, but I'm really just an outside observer."
"Imai never answers questions."
"Let's ask Imai."
Imai: "Uh....midnight?"
"...on Saturday?"
"Yes, that's right."
".............................."
"....I'm watching TV."
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THE END!!!
