Happy birthday, Sakurai Atsushi. Enjoy being the coolest number age ever, it will only last a year!
In addition to the usual birthday wishes of happiness, health, and longevity, here's wishing you a minimum of well-meant but disturbingly inappropriate presents from fans,
Lots of wine and celebration but a minimum of hangovers and liver damage,
Adorable stray cats of Tokyo to follow at your heels as you make your way home,
The lyric-writing rights to Buck-Tick's next single,
And lots of fun with makeup!
No man is ever too old to wear makeup.
Let's hope the interviewer didn't ask stupid questions this time.
(Photos stolen from Imai's blog.)
By the way, if you (my readers) run into any of those fake Sakurai profile pages on sites like Facebook, be sure to friend the person and send them lots of uncomfortable, graphic, fangirly messages, just so they won't feel like they're wasting their time by fooling Japanese fans into believing they're the real band members.