A Diagram of Hide's Appeal

It seems we inspired someone to draw a little "how do I love thee" diagram of Hoshino Hidehiko!  I'm sure many of you saw this on Mr. Imai's blog and were hoping for a translation.  Here it is!

Imai says, "On the back of one of the questionnaires handed in at the Gunma Ongaku Center, someone drew a very impressive illustration."

Translation:

"Lately Mr. Hoshino is just too tough and smug, and I can't take it.  I love this Hide!"

"His hair is ultra-sleek and sharp and double-layered"

"His hairdo is ultra-stylish"

"The shape of his mouth is ultra-cute"

"His beard is ultra-wild"

"His crows feet are ultra-alluring (I have a wrinkle fetish!*)"

"He's got his shirt open to show off his ultra-sexy chest and mole on his collarbone"

"I really want a sticker of that pentacle symbol."

"In conclusion, this is one handsome man!"

"Oh god, he's ultra-handsome."

"(This is my personal opinion.)"

"* it's love."

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And Imai's commentary: "Spot on, right?  This one is going in my hall of fame, for sure."

And another comment, from a long-time Blog-Tick reader: "What happened to Hoshino-san? He is..  breathtaking! I always considered him as being very beautiful, but he is getting more and more beautiful..!  just can't stop looking at him."

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I also find it significant that Imai didn't argue with any of the assertions made by the illustrator.

So, uh, Acchan fangirls...is that your final answer?

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