Shoplifters Will Be Perscuted

In Pure Sound Osaka, which is the single best, most comprehensive dealer of visual kei CDs, DVDs, associated tour crap, and goth-loli clothes in all of Japan, the following sign can be found on the wall of the clothing section.

An English approximation of the text: 

You SHOPLIFT, we go TEH POLICE.

Toll: shoplifting is too lame lol

Imai: If u shoplift ur an asshole lololol

Gothlolis...

do u think wearing clothes you stole is fun

lulz

Cuz ur never gonna settle out of court.

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But for me, the tactical effectiveness of this is all about that look on Mr. Sakurai's face.  You said you wanted him to eat you?  Well....betcha didn't want him to LITERALLY EAT YOU.  At Pure Sound, if you shoplift, you are RAPTOR BREAKFAST, you hear?

Clearly, someone on the Pure Sound staff is a Buck-Tick fan.  The album booklet for Seventh Heaven is also taped to the door of the changing room.