17.9.14

Double Trouble

It has been announced that our own dear Mr. Imai Hisashi will be performing guest guitar, and more importantly, guest VOCALS (!!!), on Kokushoku Sumire's new album Cosmopolitan. The album is slated for release on November 26th, and will cost 3500 yen plus tax.



What it doesn't say on Buck-Tick's website is that this release by Kokushoku Sumire is an official, sponsored collaboration between Kokushoku Sumire and Cosmopolitan Magazine, and that our two favorite lovely lolita ladies will consequently be appearing on the cover of the Cosmopolitan Japan November issue: SWEET and SEXY, featuring all you ever wanted to know about you guessed it - S-E-X, Lolita Style.

Were you an early bloomer with a thing for bloomers? Want cupcake-print skivvies to cover your muffin?  Looking for the definitive Bad Lemon Cream Soda cocktail recipe? Dying to try these nine NAUGHTY uses of candy in the bedroom?  (Sure to BLOW his LOLLIPOP!) Desperate to know how to get him so hooked on you he'll swear he's your VICTIM OF LOVE?

Wait for it.  It'll all be in there!

(That's what she said too!)


(Maria Anastasia Hisashiyevna Sakuraina is very excited about this.)

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In the meantime, dolly girls, just keep on bragging about how you hired THE VOCALIST of BUCK-TICK for your record.

His appearance fees may be high, but we happen to know he accepts payment in "candy" (I MEAN DRUGS SWEET CUPPIN' CAKES)......which you lolita types, sweet-lovers that you are, no doubt have plenty of.

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Meanwhile, Buck-Tick's other vocalist is going to have a good cackle over these cute Macbeth-themed Halloween tour t-shirts, featuring a whole cloud of orange bats, one witch, and two pussies. Double Trouble indeed!


(Buck-Tick's other vocalist's pussy likes this.)



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...never forget.


6 comments:

  1. This is keep getting worse
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    That´s all I can say to this

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  2. Dang, Imai is really into this lolita band. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Kokusyoku Sumire end up being the first band that BT sign to Lingua Sounda.

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  3. Oh Imai. JUST SAY NO (to lolitas).

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  4. Oh sh*t, don´t go to Imai´s blog for your own good.

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  5. I guess I should be burning with righteous indignation but damn it, this is just too much lulz. Imai vocals? Gothic lolita style? Bring it on!

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