The Hisashi Inquirer is proud to bring this all-new EXCLUSIVE scoop, straight from the Royal Palace of Buck-Tickistan itself!
According to an announcement from the Buck-Tickistan Grand Vizier, on Wednesday, April 26th, Buck-Tick will release a new live DVD of their final live performance of 2016, that is to say, the tour final of the Atom Miraiha No. 9 Hall Tour, held on December 29th at the Nippon Budoukan. This juicy release will come in a total of FOUR versions, for the following prices:
Ultra Extra Special Limited Edition Blu-Ray
- 10800 yen, including tax
Ultra Extra Special Limited Edition DVD
- 9720 yen, including tax
Ho-Hum Normal Regular Edition Blu-Ray
- 7020 yen, including tax
Ho-Hum Normal Regular Edition DVD
- 5940 yen, including tax
In addition to the video itself, the Ultra Extra Special Limited Editions will include PHOTOBOOKS of photography from the shows, Ultra Extra Special SHM-CD discs of the live audio from the shows, and application tickets for an Ultra Extra Special Present Lottery.
Thus far, this information has been publicly available through the Public Relations Office of Buck-Tickistan...BUT! The Hisashi Inquirer goes ABOVE and BEYOND, to offer you more bang for your Buck-Tick buck! And this time, boy oh BOY (septem peccata mortalia) have we scooped!
This time, esteemed readers...THIS TIME, we offer you an Ultra Extra Special Live Photobook of our own: snapshots from STEAMY, SEXY DELETED SCENES you will not see on the DVD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Like this one!!!! OMG look where he's holding that microphone! It almost looks like a YOU-KNOW-WHAT (and if you don't know what we sincerely hope you find out soon...)
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But wait, there's MORE! Like this extremely small but OVERPOWERINGLY SEXYLICIOUS triangle of Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan's clean, soft, firm and juicy femoral flesh!!!
Feast your fangirl eyes! Flush faint in feverish fantasy!
For fuck's sake, keep fainting and fantasizing!
You had better not be done fainting yet ;) If you were, well then...FAINT AGAIN.
Our on-the-ground reporter reports that Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan struck this particular pose while performing a secret never-filmed cover version of "Don't Tell Mama" from Cabaret (psst - don't tell mama about it!)
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And if, esteemed reader, you're an ostensibly heterosexual male, feeling flustered at how fluttery these scandalous photos make you feel, take heart - you're not alone!
Massive attack! Feel so good! The day Mr. Yutaka "Serious" Higuchi's buttocks met Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan's thighs was an arousing, exciting, and pleasurable day all around!
Let the fujoshi freak-out fest commence!!!
This concludes The Hisashi Inquirer's daily report...but don't worry, we know your fantasies have only just gotten started! And stay tuned, because we'll be back with more in the near future for future!
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The above excerpt from The Hisashi Inquirer, 2017 No. 1 issue 3 was translated from the original Buck-Tickistani by Cayce. And between you and us, they outright stole our exclusive photos. But we're not going to bother them about it, because we're not going to rain on your Women's Parade this week. Share away, but please credit Blog-Tick.
Now go break the internet, already.
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ReplyDeleteFilthy Fajitas! My heart falters and I feel fizzy to the fasciculi! No fozy femorals in sight. Though he may flaunter like a floozie, I'm sure he's a finicky fox with flubdub! Fantastic fogdog.
ReplyDeleteWith a flagrantly flummoxed frothy frenulum ;)
DeleteOMG !!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING THESE WONDERFUL, SEDUCTIVE, BEAUTIFUL, FANTASTIC AND DIVINE IMAGES. THANK YOU!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, where does these pictures come from, I need to own them.
ReplyDelete2000 yen for prints. Email us!
DeleteSo finally after such a long time, Buck Tick are doing fanservice again? Nice :)
ReplyDeleteThough I have to admit that I feel kinda weird looking at these pics. Not only because I´ve never seen men in their 50s do so much fanservice, but also because I´m wondering why Sakurai even feels the need to do that? I´m not implying that I think he got "forced" to do it or anything, but it still makes feel a bit uncomfortable^^
He's trolling the fangirls as hard as any troll ever trolled. He ought to move to Sweden! Also showing off what nice legs he still has at age 50.
DeleteWell personally I feel rather uncomfortable than trolled though ^_~.
DeleteHi Juli,
DeleteIt made me a little uncomfortable too, and I also wondered his reason(s). But also, I myself have never seen him be so revealing with his body (I'm a newer fan). If he's done something on this level before, I haven't seen it lol.
Uncomfortable? Really? They just make me giggle and wish I could high five him for the mass entertainment :)
DeleteKoji Kikkawa set the troll bar high with his 50 year old hot butt-cheeks on an album cover last year. Mr Sakurai has clearly had to up his game /laughs
DeleteUncomfortable? Like a waterfall in your knickers uncomfortable? Like a Large Hadron Collider trying to get out of your tight leather pants uncomfortable? There ain't nothing wrong with feeling titillated! That's how you know the drug is working ;) Check your discomfort at the door and give yourself over to absolute pleasure!
DeleteAnd on this steamy note, I believe we should be singing a hearty 'happy bday' song to cayce's not greatest websites. Thabk you for all your amazing work and quintessential wisdom, irony and goth knowledge. :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your 11 years! I'll celebrate with wine.
DeleteOh thank you for the birthday wishes! Please by all means, celebrate with wine on our behalf :)
DeleteI expected such responses - thanks for the good laughs!
ReplyDelete@ THI
i guffaw.
and i'm disappointed. i expected a fully exposed bottom maybe in a black thong.
anyway Juli - i wanted to come out of my hidey hole to tell you you weren't alone! high five for posting your opinion.
Mr. Sakurai - it's true. You can do whatever tickles your fancy. You're a 50-year-old man! But the day you decide to grace an album cover with your bare butt cheeks in a frilly black throng - i'm afraid that's where i'm gonna have to draw the line. (I'd like to think your band members would too.)
It's just some thighs. Let the man have some fun. He's not swinging his penis in your faces.
ReplyDeleteDoes no one remember the Schwein concerts? Or Sakurai's stripper fun in the Yumemiru Uchuu Tour? How he put a hand fully down his pants in his younger days? Look up "BUCK-TICK - HYPER LOVE 1990" on Youtube and you'll see.
Or take a look at Cayce's live reports:
"The right inner seam from crotch to knee had ripped completely open, and, though he’s not usually one for stripping in public, Sakurai was no longer trying to hide it much. Instead, he knelt down right near the edge of the stage, reached his hand down, and stroked his bare inner thigh while laughing at the fans and rolling his eyes back in his head. Yes, Sakurai’s thigh is all you might have dreamed it would be: unmarred by unseemly scars, extra nipples, purple body hair, or heart-shaped tattoos that say "Mom" in the middle. And no, I do not have a photo." (Buck-Tick Parade Tour 2007)
"Sick of wasting the potential inherent in his clothing choice of that flimsy kilt-over-tights combination, with a smirk and a flourish, he pulled the kilt straight off, and proceeded to parade around the stage in nothing but his t-shirt, belt, patent-leather high-heeled boots, and skin-tight matte-black Batman hose. There's this thing called a "dance belt" that male ballet dancers wear to keep everything "under control" as they fearlessly take the stage wearing nothing but tights, but, Sakurai isn't a ballet dancer and he doesn't own a dance belt...apparently he prefers to "let it all hang out," as it were. Just to add to the excitement of the fans in the first few rows." (Buck-Tick Utakata no Razzle Dazzle Tour 2011)
Hee hee hee you said "penis"!
DeleteAnd thank you for quoting us up there. We see you were able to extract the most relevant bits from a decade of live reports without issue. A+.
A good fangirl (or fanboy) knows where the juiciest fruits hang.;) As for this whole fanservice thing, rumors of translated tweets from those people who attended the FTO Zepp live have to be added to "thighgate" too. Will have to wait until these are confirmed tho, just like with the thighs. As for me, Mr.Sakurai can do whatever he pleases as long as he continues to grace our ears and eyes with his performances and voice and lyrics. I have the impression that these sort of fanservicey things have always happened, but unfortunately we, poor overseas fans, get to see only the prude, "clean" version in the lives filmed for DVDs.If half of what I've read in some scattered Schwein fan reports here and there are true, then what Mr. Sakurai is doing now is too tame, despite his age (which to me is irrelevant tbh). Oh, and happy b-day!!!
DeleteConfirmed rumors:
DeleteMr. Gothique Prince Acchan indulged in a long-lasting and sensuous feel-up of his own thighs prior to the song entitled "These Mortal Lustful Sins," and thence proceeded to put his hand entirely all the way down his pants and smirk at the audience as if to show just how proud he was of himself for thinking ahead to not fastening his belt so tightly that he couldn't accomplish this feat.
Furthermore, during line about "coming" in the song entitled "The Future is Toll," Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan shocked the audience by putting an open but mostly full bottle of water over the location of his mortal shaft, and gyrating until the water had all splurted out of the bottle. Bonita, indeed!
As to the rumors that Mr. Gothique Prince Acchan mooned the audience, we are extremely sorry to report they are untrue. As our dear Gothique Prince was wearing a pair of skin-tight leather pants without any underwear for the entire duration of the show, he was not at liberty to denude his own flesh for the pleasure of the onlookers. However, we will add our three cents to the matter and say that almost anything that can be seen while denuded can be deduced through leather. Our dear Gothique Prince's thigh muscles were fairly bursting through this leather like the steely quads of Superman. It's a bat, it's a cat, it's Super Sakurai!
To add to the post of The Hisashi Inquirer, I'll confirm a rumor of my own: when Mr. Sakurai bent his head over the crowd at one point, someone (we have no idea who) attempted to stick her finger in his mouth, but was mostly not successful (so it appeared). Kids, don't try that shit at home because that shit is disgusting. In what other context would you stick your finger in the mouth of a total stranger, I ask you.
DeleteThat's quite a different take from the whole "You can touch my lips.” said Atsushi Sakurai… You reached out your hand, he sucked on your finger erotically." If this is actually a pornification of harassment, then that makes me very furious.
DeleteIs it so hard to understand that during stage dives, nothing should enter any orifice?? No matter how much someone teases, you do not touch without consent. (Cf. cosplay is not consent.)
Good to know Mr. Sakurai hasn't started licking and sucking random fangirls' fingers. He probably shouldn't try and get so close to the audience tbh. I mean, there was that nut/ass grabbing incident during the last anniversary and now this. Not safe.
DeleteClarifications: there's no way he's going to say anything directly to fangirls during a show...his mouth is already full with singing the songs, and believe it or not, he's up on stage because it's his job, not in order to pick up chicks.
DeleteAlso, he never stage dives. He goes out close enough to the edge of the stage that fans can touch him, but not so close that they can do any serious damage. He's got things under control. I think mostly he enjoys doing the fan service because he likes getting such a big reaction and let's face it, having a bunch of girls literally screaming to touch you is pretty stimulating to the male ego. He knows that some of them are going to be gross sometimes. All I'm saying is, I hope that y'all Blog-Tickers collectively are too classy for that shit. Please be satisfied with smacking his bum as we know he likes that.
Just to add to Cayce's wise words..
DeleteMr Sakurai has been doing this for a long time now - it's been his job for three decades - almost the whole of his adult life. I'm pretty sure that among other things, that amount of job experience has equipped him with the ability to judge the front rows of an audience and decide with a fair degree of certainty how close to the edge of the stage and for how long he wants to stand, and what he can comfortably do or offer up for touching when he's there.
Based on the gigs I have been to, he seems to randomly vary the engagement he has with the audience at different shows, and I have always assumed that his instincts about how trustworthy the front rows look is partly why.
Sure, occasionally he gets caught out and someone can't help doing something stupid that goes beyond acceptable touching. No one's judgement can be 100% right all the time. But really, considering how many shows B-T play versus how few times anyone actually seems to cross the "THIS IS NAUGHTY FUN" line into the very obvious "DO NOT WANT" territory when presented with various parts of his body, I'd say he's got a pretty good sense of how far he can push his luck with any given crowd, and that he deploys it wisely.
And the broader lesson for fans is - the more you look as if you're having a ton of fun and the less you look like a ravening hyena, the more likely it is that any member of ANY band is going to feel comfortable standing within arms reach of you :)
Update: I have been informed by a helpful Blog-Ticker that there has been a minor furor over this tweet (link at bottom of comment). Here is our accurate translation:
Delete"Think about this with a cool head. This miraculously beautiful old man (nearing age 51) and his biggest fan service at the fan club live is 'you can touch my lips' then finger-fellatio, and what does the world do... 'He looked at me! It was definitely me he looked at!' etc. You have no right to get excited about stuff like that...get excited that beautiful old man is doing finger fellatio...?"
To clarify, what she means is, people don't have a right to freak out about whether or not Mr. Sakurai looked at them personally, when what they *should* be freaking out over is the fact that he did, in her words, "finger fellatio" (her word choice, not ours). She put the bit about "you can touch my lips" in quotes not because he actually said that (we were at the show and can confirm he did not say it) but that this is what he seemed to be implying.
In short: accurate translations save lives. Translators. They're who save you from the miseries of internet rumors. Hire a translator today by calling this TOLL-free number: themadaristocrat at gmail, subject heading "Cayce halp we can't go to bed, someone is WRONG on the internet!" (This ad paid for by the Translators' Professional Association of Buck-Tickistan).
(tweet link) https://twitter.com/yumemiruYONI/status/825899466880200709
So this "finger fellatio" was a thing that happened by his own choice?
DeleteIf he wants to do that, then it is all fine (albeit unhygienic, but I'm sure he has done "dirtier" things) it would just rather upset me if this was forced on him. To me that seems to be a sign of a lack of respect for him as an actual human being rather than a lascivious devil.
Also, how did people translate the tweet wrong? Did they think it said finger fucking?
He didn't actually suck on anyone's fingers. He bent his head over the crowd and some fangirls reached up and touched his lips. He made a kissy face at them and stood up again. Really, it was nothing more extreme than stuff he's done in the past. It's clear that plenty of the fangirls don't see him as a human being, but on the other hand, it's not like they actually did much damage.
DeleteThe mistaken translation of the tweet was a Russian translation, not an English translation, and unfortunately, we don't speak Russian well enough to tell you in what way it was mistaken. However, since the original tweet was fairly confusingly worded, I can see how an amateur translator might have had trouble rendering it accurately. It seems that people believed Mr. Sakurai spoke to the fangirls, when in fact he did nothing of the sort.
So, Much Ado About Nothing?
DeleteIs this overblowing, hysterical approach a typical thing? I don't tend to really follow the fan community, but I seem to remember some clavicle madness with The Mortal?
Blog-Tick is the place where we kick back, eat popcorn, and laugh at the madness, whether it be thighs or clavicles :)
DeleteWell, I must admit, I'm very happy a place like this exists. I'm raising my glass to you, Cayce.
DeleteIt's looks like he did, I think.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/sekiya_room304/status/825319008656257024
https://twitter.com/raw_ttkn/status/825317124415516673
Did he ever take his Shirt off ?
ReplyDeleteI've never seen a picture of him shirtless