4.6.13

The Buck-Tick Phenomenon: Now a Major Motion Picture!

For those of you who didn't know, the premiers for BUCK-TICK: THE MOVIE and BUCK-TICK: THE OTHER MOVIE were held back-to-back in Fujioka, Gunma Prefecture on June 1st, that is to say, last Saturday.  For those of you who didn't know, Fujioka is Buck-Tick's home town.  The director of the movie showed up to make a speech, as did the Mayor of Fujioka.  I hope this gives you some idea about how much goes on in Fujioka on a daily basis.  According to a friend of Blog-Tick who attended the screening, both the mayor's speech and the director's speech were boring and went on too long.


From left to right: Imai "WTFOMG" Hisashi, Toll "Swank" Yagami, Higuchi "Sweet Valley Junior High" Higuchi, The Mayor of Fujioka, The Director of BUCK-TICK: THE MOVIE, Sakurai "Glazed as a Donut" Atsushi, and Hidehiko "Buttoned Up" Hoshino.

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But see, at the end of the movie, when the credits were all done with, the Buck-Tick members themselves came out for an interview.  Apparently, Mr. Sakurai reached sketchily inside his jacket and pretended to pull a Revolver (get it??) on the audience, just like James Bond or something, but maybe that was just the picture.  Disney afficiandoes note that Imai's t-shirt appears to picture Mickey Mouse.  Extra ten points for those fantastic furry leopard print boots.  Hidehiko, please unbutton that shirt and show us some curly black chest hair already.


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In the words of our on-the-ground-correspondent: "Buck-Tick were supposedly having a small party after that, but I had so much beer I thought I might pass out, so I went home."

Well then.

Why wasn't Cayce at this screening, you ask?  Because, just between you and me, we had a tip-off that the mayor's speech was going to be hella boring and we decided to skip it.  That, and it's a three hour train ride from Tokyo to Fujioka, folks.  It is with extreme excitement that we prepare to give you a review of the movie, once we actually view it with our own eyes, so stay tuned.  Next time you want to send us to a faraway place, send us donations first.  Coming soon.  

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PS. Do any of you think Yutaka is way too close to that Mayor?

3 comments:

  1. I knew it. Even Cayce has phantasies about fanservice. I agree that Yuta stands suspiciously close to the Mayor, but I don´t think the Mayor and Yuta would make a good couple ^.^ .
    Anyway, that post was hilarious. The description matches so well to the expressions of the band members on that pic, haha. The best one is Toll´s posture(It says: Hell yes, I´m in a movie!).

    Keep it up! ;)

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  2. @ Juli - Good lord I sure hope I don't have that fantasy by accident!

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  3. I think the mayor wants more votes..and U-ta was the victim. lol

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