4.2.15

Fifty Flowers of Evil

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The following advertisement just appeared in this week's issue of The Hisashi Inquirer.

The media may currently be excited about the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie sex toy tie-ins, but it appears that Victor Entertainment would like to announce here and now that they will be releasing a tie-in of their own.


(Not that kind of tie-in. Sorry, fans.)
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In honor of the all-new DVD/Blu-Ray release of Aku no Hana: The Video Album...

Victor Entertainment Presents!

'50 Shades of B-T'




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From the makers of "National Media Boys"...





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"Maboroshi no Miyako"...


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..."Pleasure Land"...




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..."Misty Blue"...





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..."Kiss Me Good-Bye"...





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...and "Love Me"...






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comes an all-new collection...

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'Ladyflowers of Evil'


Remaster her pleasure space...


Feel, have an OX boozy style.


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(Advertisement brought to you by Vxxtor Entertainment in cooperation with Sxxxing Hands, Inc. and the Hisashi Inquirer. Cayce had nothing to do with it. If you don't quite catch the drift here, reread the lyrics to "Dizzy Moon." As for OX, it's Russian for the big O. I mean Oh. I mean, please me, OX yes.)

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5 comments:

  1. Дада, дада, дада, дада,
    инсаниты боы, инсаниты боы!

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  2. Ha ha wouldn't it be sweet if they had 'remastered' those images into the Pleasure Land video..!

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  3. ahahahahahahaha
    cant stop laughing!!!
    my belly is sooo hurt hahaha

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  4. This is genius! If only I saw this advertisement earlier I would have bought the box ;)

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    1. Actually, the box is still available, so if you want help getting it, just drop me a line. It didn't sell out from Tower and the last time I went in there I saw several of them sitting on their secret behind-the-counter shelf. This is what Victor gets for making that thing so expensive.

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