25.7.12

Parade Tour Live Report

My live report of the Parade Tour 2012 is now up on Not Greatest Site.  Sorry it took so long.  Go have a read!  Feel free to post your comments here, but as always, keep them concise and constructive.

Also, it has been announced that Buck-Tick's fall hall tour with be called "Tour Yumemiru Uchuu."  The first round of fan club ticket reservations has already finished, but advanced reservations through the official site are now open.


11.7.12

Spaced Out in your Buck-Tick Dreams

After much anticipation, Buck-Tick have announced the title, release date, and tracklist for their new album. The Album in Question will be titled Yumemiru Uchuu ("Dreaming Space") and will be released on September 19th. The album will feature 11 original tracks, and as if that wasn't enough to get your fangirl knickers good and wet, the first press limited edition will also include a bonus DVD with footage from the soaking wet rainstorm show at the Hibiya Ongakudo on Jun 10th.  Sure sure, maybe 11 measly tracks is a short album considering some of their earlier odysseys, but cut them some slack, they're an indie band now.


The track list is as follows:
1. Elise no Tame ni -ROCK for Elise-
2. CLIMAX TOGETHER
3. LADY SKELETON
4. Ningyo - Mermaid-
5. Yumeji ("The Dreaming")
6. ONLY YOU -WE ARE NOT ALONE-
7. Kinjirareta Asobi -ADULT CHILDREN- ("Forbidden Playtime")
8. Yasou ("Nocturne")
9. INTER RAPTOR
10. MISS TAKE -I'm not miss take-
11. Yumemiru Uchuu -cosmix-


The bonus DVD track list is as follows: 
1. Elise no Tame ni 
2. Revolver 
3. Shippuu no Blade Runner 
4. Yumemiru Uchuu 
5. My Fuckin' Valentine 

I'd like to note that while replacing the letter "u" with the letter "a" is a very, very common mistake among Japanese second language speakers of English, with Imai, it's impossible to tell if the word choice "Inter Raptor" was deliberate or not. Does he mean "interruptor," like "rock-n-roll interruptor," like "rock-n-roll interceptor" redux? Or, is he really talking about raptors? 

Personally I hope it's the latter, because I've been waiting many a year for the day when Buck-Tick gets Randall Munroe to do an album cover.

P.S. I apologize if the formatting is fucked up, the Blogger interface appears to be having issues with Chrome again.  If it pisses you off, tell Google that next time, it should make sure its fucking products climax together, not just separately.

6.7.12

Translators' Miss Take

Just a heads-up, the translations for "Miss Take" and "Only You" are up on Not Greatest Site, so go have a look.

Live reports of the Parade Tour in good time.

For people attending the shows tomorrow and Saturday: please remember, pushing is pointless.  Pushing really hard on the fan in front of you, even if you manage to break her bones, turn her to jelly, and thus squeeze past her toward the shoulder of the next fan to push on, will not get you close enough to the stage to touch Toll.  Toll is on a high platform out of your reach, no matter what you do.  Also, screaming "YAGAMI TOOOOOOLLL SAAAAAAN" fifteen million times in Cayce's ear may earn you a Guinness world record, but it won't earn you anyone's love.

Bearing that in mind, I urge you all to take deep breaths, and ask yourself, "what would Imai do?"

The answer is: he'd be more motionless and expressionless, the more he liked the music.  (He really enjoyed The Lowbrows.)

Enjoy the last two shows.


P.S. Imai wrote the lyrics to "Only You."  Really really.  First of all, Sakurai would never use the phrase "Only You" as a song title.  Second of all, Sakurai would never make a reference to "Born This WAy," intentional or not.  This is all Imai's work.  Not convinced?  Check NGS.

29.6.12

Mr. Imai says "Fuck Off"

As I don't currently have time to translate the whole of Imai's most recent blog post, I'll give you curious Blog-Tickers a little summary of it instead. 

HOWEVER...those of you studying Japanese, stop right here!  Do NOT scroll down!  This is a homework assignment.  Read the post yourselves, looking up all the words and kanji you don't know.  You may find Monash University's online Japanese-English dictionary helpful.  Once you're done reading, answer me the following questions:

1) The fan who sent Imai the email wanted to know one thing, but she also specifically mentioned a number of other things she didn't want to know.  What were the things she didn't want to know?

2) Who is the owner of the bar, and where is the bar located?

3) At the end of the post, Imai wonders what would happen if he started selling Buck-Tick goods at another store run by someone close to him.  Which store is he talking about?

If you get all three questions right, you get an A.

Okay, ready to go?

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Here's what happened.

An indignant fan of Imai's sent him an email expressing the sentiments of a group of Japanese Buck-Tick fans who like to make trouble online because they have nothing better to do (sound familiar?)  These fans were angry because they'd gotten wind that Imai had sold a number of the charity tote bags he'd designed at a certain store, without making any announcement about it on the Buck-Tick website.  The fans spent a lot of time bitching about this kerfuffle on Japanese Buck-Tick fan forums, and finally they decided to email Imai.  

The writer of the email accused Imai of "betraying the Buck-Tick fanbase" by secretly selling charity bags without letting the fan community know about it.  The writer then went on to ask Imai if he were really donating the proceeds of the sales to help Buck-Tick fan victims of the Great East Japan Nukequake, or if he was just saying that he would donate the money and in fact was keeping it for himself.  The writer concluded by saying that in her opinion, Imai should be free to be as much of a slimeball as he wants to be, but  whatever slimy things he does, he shouldn't put Buck-Tick's name on them (because that would make Yuta's pants slimy, and how can you slime up poor lil' Yuta?!?!111)

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Imai would like to clarify.

First of all, the "store" where the Tote Bags in Question were sold is a tiny bar owned by one of Imai's friends.  Some of the customers at this bar are Buck-Tick fans but most customers have never heard of the band.  However, the owner of the bar, being Imai's friend, had decided to advertise Imai's charity collection initiative at her bar.  She showed customers Imai's design, and several of the non-Buck-Tick fan customers liked Imai's design and expressed interest in buying the bag, since it was a charity donation.  Imai was pleased that they were interested, and sent the bar owner some bags to sell directly on his behalf so that the customers wouldn't have to go through the hassle of ordering off the Buck-Tick website.  Imai collected the money and donated it to charity.

Another friend of Imai's, who happens to be a musician, also sold some of the tote bags at a small concert he performed.  Once again, Imai collected the proceeds and donated them to charity.

In total, Imai sold 17 bags for a total of 17000 yen, all of which was donated to the Japan Red Cross along with all the proceeds from the Buck-Tick charity goods that were sold at live venues and through Buck-Tick's web shop.

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Second of all, Imai clarifies that the donations are not going to specifically help Buck-Tick fans, they are going to help Nukequake reconstruction at large.  And since the money is a charitable donation, it really doesn't matter whether the people who buy the charity goods are Buck-Tick fans or not...after all, the more people who buy them, the more money donated, and the more money donated, the better.  Naturally, the money is actually really being donated.  Buck-Tick is not pocketing it or embezzling it.  Therefore, Imai struggles to understand why these irate fans think he has betrayed his fanbase...

...he wonders, could it be because Imai has a bad reputation as being that guy who got arrested back in 1988?

Oh wait.  Imai realizes, he doesn't give a shit.

In conclusion, Imai says, "Fuck Off."

He also invites fans to send nice emails to bt@buck-tick.com.

Happy Birthday Mr. Sakurai


19.6.12

"Misty Zone"

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UR DOIN IT WRONG

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15.6.12

At the Night Side Live Report

Cayce's live report of At the Night Side 2012 is now up over at Not Greatest Site, so what are you waiting for, go read it!

Also, some videos from the livestream broadcast are also up, at least for now.  Not to rain on y'alls parade (hah hah hah I'm going to make that joke as many times as I possibly can), but after watching a few of them I can say that sadly, they don't capture the reality of the experience at all.  For one thing, Imai's suit was waaay more purple than that in real life.  Whoops, I mean "eggplant."  For another thing, Mr. Sakurai didn't look nearly so heroine-angel dust mixed-out in real life as he does in this video.

The moral of the story?  Technology is not a replacement for real life.  Put down your phones and walk around the world, people.  What makes for great livejournal entries is Real Life.  End of story.  Perhaps you can't make it to Japan, in which case, it's wonderful that you were able to see Buck-Tick's webcast.  But lots of people in Japan can't make it to your country either, and your country surely has lovely rainstorms and beautiful flowers aplenty.  So go outside and feel grateful to be alive.  Smell, taste, listen.  And put down the phone.